In order to earn the title of "best friend" you must first pass through an 8-mile long obstacle course filled with razor wire, lava pits, crocodiles, laser beams and land mines, on your hands and knees. Then you will be eligible for a chance to spin the "Wheel of Friendship", where the fate of our friendship - and even your life - will be decided completely by chance in a carnival-like atmosphere, while spectators laugh and throw their food at you. If you win the "Wheel of Friendship" (odds are fifteen billion to one), you will then be brought to the third test - a harrowing game of wits against myself. If you win, then I might consider bestowing you with the title of "best friend". However if I win this challenge of the mind, than I will kill you where you stand - and I have never lost!
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In order to earn the title of "best friend" you must first pass through an 8-mile long obstacle course filled with razor wire, lava pits, crocodiles, laser beams and land mines, on your hands and knees. Then you will be eligible for a chance to spin the "Wheel of Friendship", where the fate of our friendship - and even your life - will be decided completely by chance in a carnival-like atmosphere, while spectators laugh and throw their food at you. If you win the "Wheel of Friendship" (odds are fifteen billion to one), you will then be brought to the third test - a harrowing game of wits against myself. If you win, then I might consider bestowing you with the title of "best friend". However if I win this challenge of the mind, than I will kill you where you stand - and I have never lost!